Saturday, July 01, 2006

RIP toenail

My toenail (left foot, second biggest toe) completely fell off on Thursday. It was an especially sad event as I had just gotten a fabulous fire-engine red pedicure. I'm assuming the cause of my loss was a fairly severe stubbing incident incurred while dancing barefoot* last Saturday night, but I can't be sure.

A toe with no toenail looks kinda weird, like a mutant/alien toe, so I painted on a fake toenail with nailpolish. Now I can't tell, as long as I squint a little.

I've never lost a fingernail or toenail before. Will it grow back? Am I deformed forever?

*It is summer vacation, after all.

1 comment:

RB said...

Update: Sadly, a painted on fake toenail doesn't last long. Peels off after a couple of showers. Not cute.