Monday, April 25, 2005

Apologies, dear readers

RB couldn't post anything interesting today. Her time was monopolized by preparation for the Berkeley interview. She used the hours she normally devotes to crafting an insightful blog to instead get a manicure, buy back-up panty hose, read today's Wall Street Journal, prepare and eat salmon to provide her brain with ample Omega-3 fatty acids, review her resume, call Ross Swanes (Notre Dame MBA) for a pep talk, hit the gym for an extra forty-five minutes to help combat anxiety, blow out her hair with root volumizer, pack and organize her professional-looking leather tote, outline goals, reflect on past achievements and failures, brainstorm about where she might be in five years, make notes in her day planner, eat half a pint of strawberry ice cream in hopes of alleviating jitters, and finally copy driving directions off of mapquest.

Regularly scheduled posts should return tomorrow afternoon. In the meantime, RB requests that you project all of your intellectual aptitude, wit, and interviewing finesse her way at 11:00 am PST, April 26.

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