Sadly, I will not be houseboating in Shasta AGAIN this year. Last year I missed it because of B-school orientation (aka the lamest weekend of my life) and this year the entire trip has fallen through. It is truly a tragedy and the only thing we have to blame it on is Turd and Goose's wedding.
Hip E. has chosen a much more positive, optimistic reaction:
"Mark your calendars, people. Next year's Shasta is going to be an explosion of pent-up partying: heat, rage, lust, rock 'n roll, skin, floaty things, beer, aviators, and fun. Missing Shasta two years in a row would indicate the onset of acute Old Age, something that I don't have any time for, and neither do you. I encourage all of you to do something really fun next weekend, and while you're doing it, think about how a year from now you are going to be doing something ten times more funner, on a boat, in a lake, in California, with Peetoom."
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"more funner"...?
Hip, that's what your Berkeley education taught you?
Baldwin Residence!, making fun of Hip E? Pretty predictable target for someone looking to improve on his demoralizing second-place finish behind Pliska in the 2005 Shasta rankings...
touche, shark, touche...of course, one would have to assume that, naturally, i've bumbed up my overall standings by my appearance at the pliska bachelor party. you remember that, right...the big party...remember? you were there, right...?
Go Beavs. yes, even after the loss to boise state.
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