RB screws up

That has been the theme of this week -- me screwing things up left and right. I'm pretty sure I messed up my second business law writing assignment for lack of ability to read his syllabus correctly, I got a little too drunk and pissed off my gentleman companion, I forgot a teleconference appointment and stood people up, the motorcycle classes were already full by the time I called to sign up, I forgot to pay tuition. All that is left on the list is to lock myself out of the apartment, loose my wallet, and get my period and bleed through my white pants. Jeezus.