All the tell-tale signs were there -- a six pack... super tight pants... his penchant for accessories. My grow-your-own-boyfriend is gay! When he reached full size, he immediately started flirting with Anita's grow-your-own-boyfriend. I think they're making out in the kitchen now.
All I have to say is that Anita's grow-your-own-boyfriend can have him! It's no big loss. He only expanded to four-and-a-half inches, anyway.
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Dude, that doesn't make him gay! So much for V-day presents for you...
why do his pecs look like a butt?
4.5 inches? I think my amaryllis is blooming.
It was really their destiny....they grew up togther...who are we to come between them?
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