RAAAAAAAAI-ders! RAAAAAAAAI-ders!

The Raiders are losing right now. I'm surprised that I actually care, but I do. It's sad, and it just seems unfair -- the Raider Nation would appreciate the win so much more than those Patriot fans who are just used to winning everything. They keep showing the the New Englanders in the stands and they all look like boring white guys with guts, drinking beer and wearing red, white, and blue. I don't think there's even one person in a skeleton-monster-with-horns-and-fangs costume among them. What kind of team spirit is that?