Nadia is paranoid

My roommate, Nadia, is worried that I am going to post all of her juicy secrets on my blog. And let me tell ya, she's got some juicy ones. JUUicy! But I won't post 'em, unless she tells me I can. Because if I did, she'd stop telling me the secrets in the first place. And she probably wouldn't let me watch her Bollywood DVDs anymore, either. My lips are sealed. Or maybe that should be... my fingers are still?