Any person suffering from a mental disorder, leprosy, AIDS, venereal diseases, contagious tuberculosis or other such infectious diseases shall not be permitted to enter China."
And from Chinese customs regulations (#4 is my fave):
Bringing in the following articles is prohibited: 1. Arms, ammunition, and explosives of all kinds 2. Radio transmitters-receivers and principal parts 3. Renminbi (Chinese currency) in cash 4. Manuscripts, printed matter, films, photographs, gramophone records, cinematographic films, loaded recording tapes and videotapes, etc. which are detrimental to China's politics, economy, culture, and ethics 5. Poisonous drugs, habit-forming drugs, opium, morphine, heroin, etc. 6. Animals, plants and products thereof infected with or carrying germs and insect pests 7. Unsanitary foodstuffs and germ-carrying food-stuffs from infected areas 8. Other articles the import of which is prohibited by state regulations
But hey, I'm in Beijing right now and it's still fun. Promise.
That's not what I said Linda, you mentioned in a post that maybe random quotes from people at parties were not good enough for blog posts. I'm sure once you get the hang of it you'll think of something hilarious!
Goddamnit Hip E the quotes ARE the hilarity. I need the affirmation because the blog is all I have. RB is probably not blogging because she's earning an MBA and getting laid. Neither of which I am doing.
B - They have you stopped on all fronts.
ReplyDelete...girl, why don't you wear me no more?
ReplyDeleteThey should add obesity to the list and just rule out all American tourists.
ReplyDeleteAnd from Chinese customs regulations (#4 is my fave):
ReplyDeleteBringing in the following articles is prohibited:
1. Arms, ammunition, and explosives of all kinds
2. Radio transmitters-receivers and principal parts
3. Renminbi (Chinese currency) in cash
4. Manuscripts, printed matter, films, photographs, gramophone records, cinematographic films, loaded recording tapes and videotapes, etc. which are detrimental to China's politics, economy, culture, and ethics
5. Poisonous drugs, habit-forming drugs, opium, morphine, heroin, etc.
6. Animals, plants and products thereof infected with or carrying germs and insect pests
7. Unsanitary foodstuffs and germ-carrying food-stuffs from infected areas
8. Other articles the import of which is prohibited by state regulations
But hey, I'm in Beijing right now and it's still fun. Promise.
OMG: 'R Blog'
ReplyDeletehttp://gawker.com/news/week-in-review/at-least-we-still-have-r-blog-256049.php
rebecca, are you slacking on your pimping? Linda is whupping you.
ReplyDeleteWhupping you in amount, but according to Hip E it's unfunny material. Someday I'll hit on something funny. Someday.
ReplyDeleteYeah, yeah... I'm livin' life. I've got things to take care of.
ReplyDeleteThat's not what I said Linda, you mentioned in a post that maybe random quotes from people at parties were not good enough for blog posts. I'm sure once you get the hang of it you'll think of something hilarious!
ReplyDeleteGoddamnit Hip E the quotes ARE the hilarity. I need the affirmation because the blog is all I have. RB is probably not blogging because she's earning an MBA and getting laid. Neither of which I am doing.
ReplyDelete